Instant Response Unit

Life as they say: Is full of shit and then you die.

But wait! there is hope...the new Playstation 3 has arrived in further downtown Dundalk...

The price?...apart from the several hundred no-value Euros + 25% of your Unemployment handout per piece of plastic with a hole in the middle ie. 'A Game'.

Your mind, body and soul...a little more than I am prepared to pay on behalf of my children.

Presidents and Prime-ministers alike may now breathe a sigh of relief...the revolution now assigned to CGG...

Taser's deriguer for a cop's versus robbers game of legend's past in rural Ireland.

What's wrong with a good 'ol fashioned machine gun?


Don't tell me you have assigned the 'Incident at Abby Lara' to the dustbin of modern Irish History...already!

Shame on you?

Cowboy's and Injun's, Mickey Mouse and the burning Bush, screw you Mister/Mistress America...Vietnam, Cambodia...South East Asia...bring your boys back home...middle class America is dying on "foreign' shores...BLAH, BLAH and Fucking BLAH...

I still remember the days of chewing gum, silk stocking[s] & Super Heroes...good 'ol GI Joe/Jane and the mexican banditos...not to mention those 'pesky Redskins'...god indeed, Bless America

AND of course 'Sooty' but then again he wasn't American despite someone controlling him via thrusting a hand up his arse/asshole...but the name itself suggests political incorrectness and European servitude.

A bit like the word 'foreigners' are you a 'foreigner'...this word seems to be a favoured word of the media in Ireland these days...and I have to ask myself is the Republic of Ireland...the land of Saints and Scholars...THE Friendly Isle...a Rascist country???

You work it out...I being judged a 'foriegner' myself...MUST as always as a broadcaster remain impartial...hmn



A pictorial view of atypical foreigner[s]arriving...in the Republic of Ireland?

President Mary McAleese & the 'type' of foreigners the freedom loving democratic people of the Republic of Ireland fear most of all {see editorial and news snippets below} .

Mary McAleese {UK citizen/Irish Resident/Irish citizen by virtue of Irish anticedence} arriving from the UK to take up her position as President of the Republic of Ireland.

Jeffrey Kelly {UK citizen/Irish Resident/Irish citizen by virtue of Irish anticedence} already arrived from the UK 'nigh on 20 years ago to this pathetic modernised Banana Republic.

Mr Neil O'Connor {Canadian citizen/Uk Citizen/Irish citizen by virtue of Irish anticedence} Too Hot...embedded sound courtesy of:

And you know what, Acolytes? Re: The Upcoming General Elections...I'm to intelligent to give a fuk...and if anyone misses the point I'm trying to make...take the wires outa your collective head/ass/arseholes and LISTEN to a musical/amusing 'tail' of a citizen Cat of the feline species or simply go boil your head.

Some key words picked at random from the Irish press this fine summer's morning in pre-General Election downtown Dundalk...

Lebanese criminal Hassan Hassan...
Blitz on criminals in the North...
A CONVICTED Laois drug dealer...
Irish take a raincheck on dating foriegners...
The bulk of people felt foreigners are not better looking than the Irish...
Too many foreigners are coming in...
32% said: Foreigners were taking Irish jobs...
Alcoholic Welsh woman...
Race row Star...
Endangered Bolivian squirral monkey...
Half the team have funny accents...
The Chinese cracker you can't stop Peking at...
2 out of 3 would have difficulty taking a non-Irish partner home to meet their parents...
Reluctance to engage in a relationship with Muslim or black African...
Half felt there should be curbs on immigrant numbers...
4 out of 10 Irish people would not consider a relationship with a Muslim person...
45% said: No to their children having a relationship with someone of the Muslim faith...
1 in 4 said: No to a relationship with a black African and a similar number preferred that their children didn't either...
55% said: Skin colour is not important on deciding on a relationship...
And finally but not so the least: 'Fluent ENGLISH speakers ONLY need apply'
Now Acolytes, where have we heard THAT one before???
And how Irish is that??? Fellow citizens.
Addendum:

LISTEN: to a beautiful song by Shaz OYE "Easy off the Trigger"...whilst reading the RTE News report below: Thankyou if I may...on behalf of John Carthy citizen of the Republic of Ireland.

The family of John Carthy have again called for a public inquiry into his death at Abbeylara, County Longford in April. The jury at the inquest into the killing agreed a statement of fact, saying they are satisfied that John Carthy was shot dead at Tunnymore, Abbeylara, on the 20 April by Gardaí. They declined to issue a verdict on circumstances surrounding that incident.

Earlier a friend of John Carthy, whom he phoned during the siege, told the inquest the 27-year-old had told him he had no intention of shooting anybody and only wanted to speak to his solicitor. Marie Carthy, John Carthy's, sister told Longford Coroners Court that Gardaí had refused her permission to speak to her brother through a megaphone, as others had done during the siege. Gardaí had however, assisted her in trying to contact him by mobile phone, but it went unanswered. Breaking down in tears while giving her evidence, Marie Carty said that she thought her brother had been pressurised by the presence of Garda and that she wanted them to pull back a bit.



Tom Walsh, a childhood friend told how he managed top speak to John, but that he had told him he feared would either be locked up in a mental hospital or would do time. Tom Walsh also thought that constant dialogue by the Gardaí to John Carty had in his opinion "been driving John mad." Marie Carthy also stated that she thought media coverage of the siege had affected his state of mind.

Sergeant Daniel Monaghan from Granard garda station gave evidence about how he received a phone call from a friend of John Carthy's, asking him to get a solicitor. In his evidence, Sergeant Monaghan said that he was asked to find a solicitor named Mick or John Finucane on April 20 at about 2.30pm. He tried to find the solicitor but failed.

The siege of Abbeylara began and ended in just over 24 hours. The day before John Carthy was shot dead he did not go to work. He suffered from bouts of depression and he appeared out of sorts to his family. John had arranged to meet his psychiatrist, Dr David Shanley, at 2pm the next day in Dublin. He never kept that appointment just after 6pm on Holy Thursday he was dead.

John had moved back to Abbeylara from Galway to help his mother Rosie move into a new bungalow. It was on the same site as the old family cottage he later barricaded himself into. On the afternoon of Ash Wednesday John became extremely agitated. He took his legally held shotgun into the garden and fired two shots in the air. His distraught mother ran to her sister Nancy's house two doors away.



A short time later two Gardaí arrived from nearby Granard. John took a shot a the windscreen of their squad car. Later they told the Carthy family they were well clear of the car and John had never tried to shoot them. Nonetheless it was a dramatic escalation. The controversial decision was taken to send in the elite Garda Emergency Response Unit and the siege of Abbeylara began.

Throughout the following 20 hours John Carthy fired periodically at Gardaí. They claim he spurned all efforts at negotiation. Just after 6pm John Carthy walked out of his house ignoring Garda requests to drop his gun. The Emergency Response Unit opened fire and shot him at least four times. John Carthy dropped to the ground and died almost immediately.